OUR UPCOMING EVENTS

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

Why do you think that this is a witch? He hasn't got stuff all over him. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Well I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.